Thursday, April 19, 2007

A BIT OF THE BUNKER

  • Florence Nightengown.

  • Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway!

  • Engelbert Whats-his-dink

  • Well, yous 2 may have come from monkeys and bamboons, but not me.

  • I ain't in a happy frame of mood.

  • A woman doctor is only good for women's problems...like your groinocology.

When Archie Bunker stumbled over his words, he made me laugh. All the above quotes are, as you probably now know, from his lips. He tripped over famous names, historical events, and more. I just never expected my own daughter to have a bit of the Bunker in her. From the mouth of Olivia, age 7:

  • "My badge." (translated: my bad)

  • "Can we go see Pirates of the Cari-ba-doo?"

  • "Shoot-of-a-gun-it." (that's shoot, son of a gun and darn it, all rolled into one.)

  • "goose tape" is duct tape and "quesadilla" is a Kia Sedona.

  • "Mom, I've been good for 4 rows in a day now."

  • "Is that a FECK-UH-LEE doll?" (that would be American Girl doll Felicity).
But hey, it's "all in the family", as my Dad once asked how to get to the OWIE NOODLE on Maui (um, that would be The Iao Needle).
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4 comments:

Special K ~Toni said...

Too funny!

Luke's most noticeable 'word confusions' is case suit for suit case and hamper laundry for laundry hamper.

Speech therapist has said not to worry. Trust me, I'm not!

Unknown said...

Sounds like our Olivias share a brain...pulling teeth and bunkerisms that make me do a double take, especially when said in "mixed company!"

Overwhelmed! said...

Oh, these phrases of Olivia's are adorable! :) Our little guy is starting to say funny things now too. I love it!

Janice (5 Minutes for Mom) said...

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