MULLET MADNESS
The Dorothy Hammel.
The Farrah Fawcett.
The spiral perm.
The mohawk.
The fro.
All the rage in their time (and several have made a moderate comeback).
But honestly, none capture the essence of mass hairstyle hysteria like the mullet. Goodness, the mullet was the "it" style of styles.
Uh, (gag) why???? (oops, sorry, got sidetracked there.)
To prove my point, did you know (because I didn't) that there is an entire website dedicated to this hairstyle? Oh. yes. there. is. too.
Mullet.com
(I'll pause here while you take a moment to wipe the fit of laughter off your face.)
Now I won't link to it, because, well, frankly there was some offensive material there and I am to keep this blog clean (I know what you're thinking, that the mullet phase itself is repulsive and offensive. I knoooow.) But I will take the time to share this um, gem from Mullet.com.
You know you love it.
You loved it then and you love it now.
Bahahahahaha!
Really, it's no wonder the mullet was all the rage. I mean, what other hairstyle in the history of trendy hairstyles can offer you such versatility; the chance for business up front, party in the back. Yeah, baby!
Toni
6 comments:
I was a mullet man back in the late 80's / early 90's. I wonder if I can scrounge up a picture.
pone...The mullet is a true American classic that still has a following below the mason dixon line. Of course some there still think there's a chance to pull out a late victory in the civil war. You can also still see the mullet in all its glory if you watch closely in the stands at a NASCAR race. But no mullet is as famous as the Eric Von P. Balding mullet. Love you and have a great weekend.
I like the wedding-mullet myself. You know, a nice mullet with a tuxedo jacket and a pair Wranglers. And don't forget the cowboy boots. And hat. And probably a lot of beer too. I think alcohol consumption is a basic requirement if one is to pull off this look. Not so much for the wearer, but more for the spectators. Know what I mean?
LOL! Y'all are cracking me up. But let us not forget that the mullet king, the guy who knew how to disguise it as a "blend" so you wondered if it even was a mullet, is BILL RAE CYRUS.
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But baby mullets, by far, are the best. I know, because my Brandon has one. :D
LOL!!!!!! Too funny!!!
Did you come up with that line...business in the front, party in the back? Genius. Pure genius. I may have to write a post about mullets including my brother's picture since he had the most attractive mullet I've ever seen in high school. In fact, in one of his senior pictures, he's shirtless in all of his mullet glory standing in front of his monster truck. Oh yeah. The epitome of cool (the redneck version of cool, that is).
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