Debriefing after the Denny's incident
It seems that some of you cannot sleep at night because, like a bad soap opera, I've left out some key details that leave you with unanswered questions. And so, I give you...
A follow up to the Lucille Ball/Denny's post.
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1. No, we will not be showing our mugs there for "awhile" (which, in the original Greek, means NEVER EVER again in this lifetime).
2. The second launch (also known as the log that fell out on the rubber mat in front of the door) was properly disposed of (well, "properly" is a strong word, but let me just say that those nifty tourism boards with all the pamphlets stocked on them sure do come in handy. And besides, Carl had practice after winning the log roll with a children's menu. He tells me he was nearly in the kitchen by the time he claimed victory over that moment).
3. Oh, how I wish that I could tell you it was only in the playground of my mind.
But YES! This really, truly, girl scout's honorly did happen. I'm just gifted like that.
4. I'll let you know where we get humiliated out of next. After all, Denny's isn't the only "kids eat free" gig in town and hey, we're on a roll (well, Carl was rollin' along anyway). :D
Toni
9 comments:
You are funny. You make me laugh hard again reading this.
I'm amazed how I can still remember every little detail about your incident very clearly. I laughed even harder just remembering it.
You did a good job writing about it to make it stick in my mind. I love that post.
I wish I had some kind of blog award I could give you because you (and Carl) totally deserve it!
You CRACK ME UP! You need to send that story to Reader's Digest or Women's World. I am sure they would publish it for sure!!
I agree this story needs to be told to millions of people worldwide. Mainly mom-people who have all had something similar happen but not the nerve to admit to it. You are the voice of embarrassed moms everywhere. Hurray for Toni. I think you guys deserve a national holiday or something.
You just straight up need to write a book. Period. Stories like this one could make you rich! Rich, I tell you!
That was great. I don't think I would be going there for a while either. Now I wouldn't say forever but for a very long time.
Grammy came to visit. Loved the post about Dennys. How fun.
Girl, how in the heck can you write so funny??? Yes, what happened is hilarious, but it's your retelling that sends it over the edge into ROTFLOL!!!
I'm going to see if Carl can demonstrate his "technique" this evening at cards using a pretzel stick.
Of course, this means that pretzel sticks will be forever ruined in our minds.
Bahahahaha!
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