Thursday, May 1, 2008

Heard over Coffee (sort of)

Miss Sniz and I met at Starbucks the other night to chat over a fresh brewed cup of java light.

Extra light.

Hold the cream and sugar. Heck, hold the java and cup for that matter.

Ever play the air guitar? K! So there we were, grande cups of air java, chatting away. Now, it wasn't that we didn't have the money for a grande, let alone a tall.
Rather, Miss Sniz had coffeed up earlier in the day, while I was just glad to see her and spend some much needed time together that, as the minutes turned into an hour or more, I decided I would just enjoy an evening cup at home with Narcoleptic Dad.
Narcoleptic Dad; my dear husband, who has the dominant male sleep gene prevalent in so many males all around the world. He falls asleep nearly every night in his generic Lazy Boy, and has in fact fallen asleep on me a few times while I was talking. Hmmmf! I told him I'm going to get his blog up and running one of these days. NARCOLEPTIC DAD! Living Life's Greatest Moments One Fragment at a Time. Oh, what a fun read that would be.

Anyway, back to air java. So there we were, Sniz and I, deep in conversation about all kinds of important matters of the day. Things like the challenges of raising children or the status of the airline industry and the impact of rising fuel costs.
There were light topics too, like our love of scrapbooking and the repainting projects we're both taking on soon (Sniz has awesome creativity and great taste, so it was fun to hear about what she plans to do). And finally, there was the "heavy stuff" such as the disproportionate number of people I know ( that is, "know") who are either in prison or on death row. No, I didn't do a stint in the big house myself. But 5 inmates (2 death rowers included) and a missing childhood friend is a lot. And these aren't your run of the mill cases either. One was covered by 48 hours, another by Dateline NBC, and the missing friend by America's Most Wanted.
NOTE: Sniz and I discussed this, but since most of you have never met me, nor do you know where I grew up, it wasn't in a high crime area and I didn't keep company with local gangstas. It's purely coincidental that I can tally up so many inmates in my personal "I know so-n-so" file. And with the exception of one who was a co-worker, these are definitely not people I hung out with.

Sigh, time for lighter conversation. So, I inquired of Miss Sniz.

"Have you ever underfed your family?"

We burst out laughing. Laughing because the question sounded so hoakie and yet I was dead serious. See, groceries were nearing Mother Hubbard status in my house and so that evening I had made mini meatloaves. Cutest little buggers you ever did see. There were 12 of them all nestled down in the muffin tins as I popped them into the oven. I calculated that a) Reece and Cierah would make "contains cyanide" faces while simultaneously struggling to gag them down and b)12 would be enough to feed everyone and still have 2 left over for Carl's lunch the next day. But nooOOoo!

"Mmmmm, this is soooo good."
"I love this, momma."
"When I'm done, I'm having more."

I assure you, this is NOT the typical response I get over unidentified meat objects (UMO's). To my complete surprise, everyone loved the mini meatloaves. Sadly, there just wasn't enough. Because you see, while they were baked in muffin tins, they were almost small enough to be baked in mini muffin tins. Mini MINI meatloaves, if you will. In fact, Reece requested more "mini meatballs". Folks, that's one mini meatloaf, I tell ya.

It's all good though.
I bulked it up with helpings of green beans (rationed, of course) and plenty of butter crackers (just waiting for those carbs to kick in so stomachs didn't feel deprived).

Yep, it was an all-around banner day of good eatin'. Mini meatballs meatloaves followed by air java. And since we still haven't found our way to the grocery store at this reading of In The Midst, I thought I'd give you a glimpse of last night's dinner. A nice pairing, don'tcha think?






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14 comments:

Unknown said...

Once again, you have me rolling! I do have to admit that my first "boyfriend" (from Kindergarten, no less) is in the slammer for meth production and beating up his woman. Yep, I knew how to pick em back in the day.
I love the whole underfeeding discussion...I think it is Murphy's Law or something that if you assume no one will like it they will devour it. Happens here all the time. You'd think I would learn, but it is just never predictable!

Hunny Bee said...

I underfeed all the time! In the form of turkey and cheese slices, rather than a sandwich cuz we're out of bread. Or one person gets mac and cheese, another gets baked beans and we all get one piece of chicken cuz that's what's in the fridge right now and WE ARE EATING IT ALL UP. No questions asked. If you don't like it, MOVE OUT. I'm totally with you!

Marilyn@A Mixed Bouquet said...

LOL! Such a funny post!

Becky said...

I'm glad somebody else has skimpy meals on the night before grocery day. : )
Your assortment of mac made me laugh.
Blessings,
Becky
P.S. I bet Miss Sniz is fun to hang out with in real life. : )

Remington said...
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Remington said...

Sounded like a good time Pone. Ron Post is still on Death row, Filliagi met Ole Sparky and Mark Winger may get his day. I'm sure you remember those guys.

Came to a conclusion on the bird blog and posted it there. If interested you can read it there so I do not take up time here.

Flying is in full season and I managed to build an F-117A Stealth and got it to fly tonight. Also the F-16 (now flying over 100 mph) The F-15, Blue Angels F-18, T-28 Trojan and the new and improved 80 mph+ Stryker. Still working on getting the F-86 Sabre and A-10 Warthog in the air. So you can see between work and tweaking planes every night my plate has been full. I'll have the best of the best up and flying for the 4th of July when you guys visit. I'm also working on getting an F-22 Raptor soon and hopefully it will be flying by then. I'll keep checking in here.

Anonymous said...

But you didn't talk about your ham and noodles concoction! I am waiting for the recipe, oh dear one. Methinks ole Narcoleptic Husband might be going narcoleptic on you early to avoid it? You are hilarious, Toni!!!! BTW, I'm so glad you came Friday and I missed talking to you yesterday. I saw Carl in the nursery though. And Brandon was a doll in there!

Be well - Sniz

Big Doofus (Roger) said...

UMO's--classic.

Julia Phillips Smith said...

I want to meet up at Starbucks with you and Miss Sniz...think, think, think...how can this happen...

Your mini mini meat loaves - UMO's - are hilarious and ingenious, Toni. The cuteness factor overrode the cyanide factor completely.

Unknown said...

Hey Mac N Cheese! One of my favorites...got room for one more??!!

Lucy said...

At my house it's not time to go to the grocery store until we run out of toilet paper. Actually, that's how I know when it's time to go to the grocery store. What is the nutritional value of a ketchup packet?

Mayhem And Miracles said...

Maybe when you do get some java you could use it to "spice up" the old mini-loafs, you know what I mean? And how creative are you to include criminals, coffee and air guitar in the same post?

Mayhem And Miracles said...

Maybe when you do get some java you could use it to "spice up" the old mini-loafs, you know what I mean? And how creative are you to include criminals, coffee and air guitar in the same post?

Eileen said...

Hey Toni, I'm lovin' reading this but I gotta get over to paperclipping...it's 6:30 pm. I'll be back tomorrow to finish getting caught up!